The only you way you know you did it right is after asking yourself ” was that pee?”
`But only the ones we want to give them as opposed to the ones they were given at birth.`
A mandate is NOT a choice.
(Source: imafraid2growup)
Revisionist History 101
Or
Genuine C’thulhu Worship
But it’s very familiar to how history seems to have changed in the last 100 years.
They say history is written by the victors, that’s true. But they are probably lying about the details. I’d say probably 65% of the time.
And that`s generous.
(Source: princeofprocrastination)
Methinks….4/20
Yes my friends, it’s that time of year again. The wonderful day known to us connoisseurs as “The 20th Day Of Thy Fourth Month”, where we all thank ourselves for another year in the bliss of cannabis.
So go out in the street or the park, or stay on your couch and get high.
Reblog with your 420 itinerary if you have one.
I certainly took the day off to do nothing but sit in a hazy room.
It’s beautiful.
“Since Breivik’s now confirmed he’s a Christian…” (via @moronwatch)
Yes Please.
Romance and Sex Questions in an Airport [x]omg
Oh my god this is brilliant.
I need that clapping gif right now.
gpoy
There needs to be a hardcore mode that is more hardcore than anything that has ever cored your hard.
EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND REBLOG, CAUSE THERE IS A FUCKING BABY OTTER PLAYING WITH A SET OF CAR KEYS ON YOUR DASH, OKAY?!
Sherlock Holmes, 11 months, deducing keys.
Sherlock Holmes, 11 months, deducing keys
Sherlock Holmes, 11 months, deducing keys
(Source: skypride)







