Posts tagged "Methinks"

The CIA should stop LARPING in foreign countries as members of Arab groups like the non-existantAl-Qaeda.

It’s pretty lame, and we all know you guys are just wearing costumes, I bet your accents are all shitty too.

I forgot how hard it was to pick up girls…

Picking up guys was like..super easy, I don’t mean to be rude or anything, but never had a problem.  Seems like my female game is lacking these days..

Gonna have to read a self help book or something…(probably not)

Strange to be back in this mindset..

Canadians should wake the fuck up.

I mean honestly, I may only be 23, but I am really really afraid of where this country is heading under the un-leadership of the great asshole Stephen Harper.

I mean who the fuck does he think he is, I really hope he dies in a fire.  Do you hear that CSIS?  I Really hope, he dies in a fire.

I digress.  Canadians, read the fucking news, and not the indoctrinated news, read some real news.  Fact check your sources and write your fucking politicians.

Stop being fools.  We have an opportunity here to change things for the better and show the world that a 1st world nation can be not assholes.

Anyway, that’s the end of that rant.

Yes my friends, it’s that time of year again.  The wonderful day known to us connoisseurs as “The 20th Day Of Thy Fourth Month”, where we all thank ourselves for another year in the bliss of cannabis.

So go out in the street or the park, or stay on your couch and get high.

Reblog with your 420 itinerary if you have one.

I certainly took the day off to do nothing but sit in a hazy room.

It’s beautiful.

All the anime on my dashboard ( you know who you are) is giving me a serious flash back.

Gotta say, I love people I follow who post DBZ and Pokemon at least once a day.

That is all.

Not much of anything apparently.

Strange how I sat down intending to write about something passionately, something that upset me or made me happy.

Alas, nothing bubbled up to the surface of my conscious.

How strange.  Maybe it’s the weed.

My cats are consistently attempting to kill me.  Now that they’ve figured out where  I keep the food, they have no more obstacles..

I write this as proof to be used in court for the inevitable trial that will arise.

God Speed.

It would be really nice to have Rick Santorum suspend his campaign, just until the convention and then broker the hell out of it.

I’d love to see them all squirm while the delegate run around like chickens with their head’s cut off trying to decide which one of the assholes to give the nomination to.

Hopefully the rumors are true and they are just holding out to give it to Ron at the convention.  It’s a pipe dream I know, but could you imagine?

Meanwhile Gingrich is probably gonna start whoring himself out on the corner of whatever city he’s in to pay for attack ads.

Typical of him.

6.50 for beer at the casino is pretty fucking brazen for a place that openly fucks you for money otherwise.

That when people sign up to a forum, and click on that little “I Agree” button after the laundry list of terms they were suppose to read, should not expect for the site staff to bend those rules for them.

Or take it lightly when you state you are going to sue that particular board, for something covered in said Terms & Conditions, that you agreed to, by clicking “I Agree” an then using said website on a daily basis for years..for free.

So in closing, fuck you, all those who piss on the carpet, that was installed for free and gave you many good times.  Fuck your passive aggressiveness, and please let me know when you lawyer laughs you out of his office.

That is all, little twat.

Stephen Harper should die in a fire.

A big one.  Like the one’s you see on TV during a Forest Fire. 

Except this one should start in his pants. 


He should have to spend 1 day a month in one of his new “privatized” prisons for the rest of his term as Prime Minister.  After all, he doesn’t deserve his soul after what he’s done.

Just sayin’

Everybody can suck my wenus.

Not a typo. Look it up.


No, no it didn’t *have* to be said.  It gets said every other day of the fucking year, thank-you-very-fucking-much. 

You want to know what prevents us from being equal?  Assholes like you.  Assholes that get their knickers in a twist over something that they aren’t even required to do anything about or for.  It doesn’t even affect you, at least, no more than the patriarchal misogynistic bullshit that gets blared at us every other day of the year affects us.

I’m guessing, though, that you can’t grasp this because, frankly, you’re soaking in it.

Women make up just over half the world’s population.  They work two thirds of the working hours for ten percent of the income and own one percent of the property.  You think we’re equal?  Not by a long shot. 

Have you been living under a rock for the last few weeks?  Have you missed the laws restricting abortion in the United States?  Have you listened to the misogynistic rhetoric coming out of the mouths of pundits, personalities and politicians?

We ask for one fucking day to celebrate not only our accomplishments but to celebrate our hope that eventually we will really be equal and you get OFFENDED?

Fuck no.  That shit is not on.

All that anger is very unbecoming of a civil human being.  You don’t know me, who I am, what I do and what I stand for.  Thank you for character assasinating me as opposed to discussing the points I made regarding Egalitarianism.

I never said that women didn’t have it though, of course you all do, and that’s not mostly your fault, but this on going problem you have with Feminism and Mysandry ( yes that VERY much exists today, proof by your words of discontent toward me for no other reason than I am a man, expressing criticism for feminism’s need to validate each other by pissing on men)

My point was simply that the time for gender war is over and women, as well as men need to realize that we need to fight for each other’s freedom, not just one or the other.

And actually this whole ” it doesn’t affect me” stance is quite false, much like ANY other “Holiday” for special interests “father’s day, mother’s day, Christmas etc..) I have to subjected to bullshit from some special category of society who claims they are being treated unfairly, yet refuse to realize the greater issue of inaquality among the general populace vs those in power.

I apologize, but if you’d like the vast majority of men to start treating you the way you deserve to be treated, then please return that sentiment towards men.  Most misogynistic men are that way because of ignorance and misinformation provided to them by the generations of the past.

It’s not easy for ANYBODY to change their entire mentality towards something, and although I think that there’s been plenty of time for us to move out of that mindset, there are a large number of people who are not.

Religion and politics are the key factors in why it hasn’t changed, as well as the world being run by Oligarchs.  But this system of division among common men and women is the whole point. 

I’m not saying it’s right and I’m not saying it should continue, but the way forward is by educating these individuals and making them see that we are all equal, regardless of race, gender or any other label we wish to apply to ourselves.

Not by attacking each other and taking words out of context and applying ad hominem attacks to them.

International Women’s Day is BULLSHIT.

If you’d like to be equal, then please stop being so fucking seperatist about it.  All of these “holidays” and insane, non issue programs you have, only hurt you as a women and prevent you from being equal.

Be Egalitarian, fight for the rights of ALL people, regardless of race, religion, sexual orientation OR gender.

Anything else and you just look like a feminist moron.

Sorry ladies, it had to be said.

Frozen embryos are not babies.

It’s goop in a petri dish.